Saturday, December 11, 2010

Brush Tongue Gag Spit Up Blood




Today I have something to smile for you. ;-)

The gift exchanged
(author unknown)

As you see I'm still unmarried. I was once engaged. My engagement has been resolved but again quickly. As it came about, I will tell you:
Christmas was just around the corner. My bride and I were still against something foreign. It was therefore very difficult to find the right gift for them. After long consideration, I decided to buy her a pair of gloves and handed a note to her, which I picked up the gift relation.
bought in the shop but now I also have some panties for my sister - a brother to me so I can afford. But by the negligence of the seller Both gift packs have been reversed, so that was my bride's panties and my sister the gloves.
the accompanying letter, I will read to you:


love Eva!
long I've been thinking how I can you as a token of my love to give pleasure. The other day I noticed what you need most. You will find enclosed in this packet. I would like to be there when you put on it the first time. Most of all I would prefer you to themselves. Spend happy days in it. They are very beautiful and you liked it. I have bought a number of small on purpose, because they expand over time, and it looks better if they are properly seated. The choice was difficult. A few were quite a long time, but I thought the shorter the better. Also there were those with fur lining, but intended to warm the skin and it's all on the spring, where you, as I know, no wear at all. I only wanted to give you leather - with cuffs and motives, but I decided to smooth out Dederon. Do not lose it. If you're even invited, they are not leaving. Draw them and therefore not half do not wear them folded down. I have chosen on purpose zipper, if you've got in a hurry. If it is warm, it looks smart, if you do while walking in his hand wearing. But they will not stay clean long, because many people have dirty fingers. If you want to clean them, they pour gasoline and sit in the sun. Before you get to dress them up, You can also convert them yet. The vendor fits you like a few new ones.

Many greetings and enjoy
wish your gift to you
your favorite
Günther

... and to avoid such embarrassing mishaps, there is eg here or here some pretty gift tags for you to print out. ;-)


About the two contending cups I can enjoy myself again ...:-))




Have all a wonderful and enjoyable third Advent Sunday.


Regards
Angelika

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